Funny Dog Tags – Not Your Usual Dog Tag | Colourful Pet Tags in Bone, Circle & Heart Shapes + Charm | Personalised Engraved Tag

Your dog isn’t ordinary — so their tag shouldn’t be either. These hilarious, colourful dog tags are designed for pets with big personality, questionable recall, and a flair for drama.

Available in a range of vibrant colours, fun shapes, and each one comes with its own matching charm — from gemstones to cute little accents that make your pet look like the fabulous menace they are.

Engraved on durable aluminium with crisp lettering that won’t fade, even if your dog rolls in something they absolutely shouldn’t.

Choose a funny phrase, pick their colour, pick their shape, and let your pet’s personality shine.

😂 Funny Phrases You Can Choose From

• “Not your usual dog tag”

• “Not lost. Just ignoring you.”

• “I’ll come back when I’m ready”

• “Call my mum. She’s probably crying.”

• “Runs on snacks + chaos”

• “Free kisses. No boundaries.”

• “I’m the reason we can’t have nice things.”

• “If found, stop judging me.”

• "Built to protect. Born to love"
• “I do what I want.”

Or add your own custom text.

🐾 Why These Tags Are Different

• They come in bold, bright colours that match your pet’s chaotic energy

• Choose from bone, circle, or heart shapes to suit their personality

• Each tag includes a matching charm because your pet deserves accessories

• Deep, crisp engraving that survives mud, puddles, and terrible life choices

• We don’t put your dog’s name on the tag — because if someone finds your dog, they don’t need to know he’s called Sir Wigglebottom. What they do need is: your surname + your mobile number (It’s safer, smarter, and gets your furry escape artist home faster.)

• Lightweight, durable aluminium that won’t weigh down even the tiniest diva

• Handmade in the UK with a sense of humour and a lot of love